Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.

sodamnrelatable:

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jstforkicks:

I actually fart but ok
semperfi-love:

hahahah I saw the original comment I’m not even kidding! such perfection. 

I just really want a Niall/Josh/Liam twitcam

cheyennemoon:

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT THOUGH

I would just end up asking them to threeway kiss